Bad Hair Day?

Sometimes, everyone has a bad hair day. it can be a cruel, cruel world when your hair is acting like your worst enemy. people stare. People take your pictures and put them on the internet so people like me can make them even more embarrassing.

This woman obviously just woke up. What lovely person took this picture and put it on the web? Did that same person later find themselves the recipient of divorce papers?

This guy here must have had not only a bad hair day, but a bad face day. And a bad photographer.

This is me.

Here are some famous people with bad hair. And bad luck. This particularly famous woman who I cannot remember who she is is clearly having a bad hair day. Maybe just a bad day period. Maybe she's haveing a bad day because of her period and wanted to tear her hair out then got tired. I don't know.

Valderama! What?! Is?! This?! I'm not sure if it is his hair or something attacking him in the middle of a game.

These two here could do way better. Apparently, when you are famous, drunk, and in custody, they will not let you call your make up person for the photo shoot and fingerprinting adventure. They both look so happy. And I don't believe it has anything to do with their hair.

Even dogs have bad hair days. This one is pretending to be Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction.

I would be seriosuly chicken to go in public with that hair.

Kittens don't like water. That could explain why this one seems so happy with whoever has the camera.....and the squirt bottle and the maniacal sense of humor.

Some people do weird things like this to fix their bad hair.

And some people just wrap Christmas lights around their head to hide the bad hair. It is apparently foot operated, and should definitely be presented to Donald

Trump.

Anyone else out there having a bad hair day?

Can You Have Too Much of One Thing?

I was recently asked this question by someone who we will not name. Mainly because I do not remember who it was. But, anyway, can you have too much of one thing? Clearly, the answer is 'yes'. For instance, this backyard looks like some goombah juvenile delinquent is getting ready for a shipment to Japan.




Obviously this man has had TOO MUCH. His ass won't be so happy when he wakes up.

And lucky for that last guy, his party wasn't at this dorm.

And then of course, we have the answer to 'who ever went up to a cow and said, "I'll drink whatever comes out of there!?"

It's that girl.

And that's way too much. Obviously this plastic cow isn't going to be full of milk, and this woman is clearly in it for the sake of the picture. But just why would you want a picture of yourself sucking cow titty? Even the calf looks confused.....like....'that bitch is eating my plastick frickin supper!'

Oh well. The answer to the question is YES, you can have too much of one thing.