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Thursday, July 5, 2007

Can You Have Too Much of One Thing?

I was recently asked this question by someone who we will not name. Mainly because I do not remember who it was. But, anyway, can you have too much of one thing? Clearly, the answer is 'yes'. For instance, this backyard looks like some goombah juvenile delinquent is getting ready for a shipment to Japan.




Obviously this man has had TOO MUCH. His ass won't be so happy when he wakes up.









And lucky for that last guy, his party wasn't at this dorm.



And then of course, we have the answer to 'who ever went up to a cow and said, "I'll drink whatever comes out of there!?"
It's that girl.
And that's way too much. Obviously this plastic cow isn't going to be full of milk, and this woman is clearly in it for the sake of the picture. But just why would you want a picture of yourself sucking cow titty? Even the calf looks confused.....like....'that bitch is eating my plastick frickin supper!'
Oh well. The answer to the question is YES, you can have too much of one thing.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey I was at that party! Rock on! Groovy baby!

Anonymous said...

Did you know that if you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb?

Anonymous said...

No shit?

Anonymous said...

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

I didn't realize though, that anyone had taken my picture!

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Anonymous said...

What does that have to do with anything, you moron?

Anonymous said...

Huh? That didn't make any sense at all. Siggi if you are going to post, for crying out loud, please post something we can read.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Huh? You too Igor. WORDS IN ENGLISH PLEASE!

Anonymous said...

Oh my god!
Is that what happened to the bathrooms after we left the party?
Damn!
I think I dropped my cell phone in there somewhere.
I don't guess I'll go back and get it now....

Hey, thanks for posting this. I was on my way over there. Now I'll just have to get my mom to buy me a new phone... maybe I can get one with TV on it... that'd be cool...

Anonymous said...

Hey George, Hows that big fat bare ass? Looks like you pulled your thumb out of it for a couple of hours!

Anonymous said...

Must be a lot of people visiting that house! I wonder why no one is in the swimming pool.

Hey guys, I have an idea, why don't you all come over to my house and swim in my pool. You can bring the bikes!

Give me a call, my number is 808-949-6656, my mom won't mind. She loves it when my friends come over.

Anonymous said...

Oh my goodness, that poor little baby cow! That crazy woman is drinking all of his dinner! Should I report this to the humane society? I think I should. Don't you? Do you?

Anonymous said...

Oh Good God mom, he's a plastic cow!

Anonymous said...

Now don't be nasty Maureen, it isn't nice to call names... he is just a baby. I think I am going to call the humane society. Right now.

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