I have taken most of these pictures from failblog.org. It was such a funny site, with video fails, and so many parenting fails that I had to share them. If you find yourself actually pictured in this blog post, you need this pin so we will all know who to eliminate next.
First of all, I think this should be a must have item for all families with children in Arkansas.
This is obviously in a PetSmart. only dogs can lick their balls and play with them at the same time.
Some stores are very helpful when you have kids. And are blonde.
Again, with the helpful store. Wouldn't it be nice if all stores had the liquor right under the baby sign? Then, while you are listening to other people's children screaming and throwing a hissy fit in the store you could just have a drink and calm down.
The. Whole. Family. Can enjoy nicotine addiction! Even babies! Because after all, they need to be a little more on edge, especially around nap time.
I wonder if there is a tow lot for unattended children?
This must be a Jewish doctor's practice. Who else would think of having a summer vacation banner advertising bargain drive thru circumcision?
Of course, some stores just sell you the baby. Frozen. And apparently, in a burrito.
I don't think they thought this signage through completely.
This is the first puzzle they use in home preschool in cult families of survivalists.
No wonder my kid can't do math.....
I think this was actually her first number book....funny thing is, I never noticed the extra banana till now. I like to be observant.
This maze is for slackers who can't pass seventh grade for the fifth year in a row.
And yet another maze, this time for the children of conglomerate bank CEO's. There's no possible way to get out of it!
Ahhhh......the smell of fresh idiot on the road.
If you need some spelling lessons, they can be found at really professional flea markets anywhere.
If all else fails, and your kid is outsmarting you, then perhaps this book is for you.
Uhh....I had no idea that Michael Jackson moonlighted as a school crossing guard. Makes sense, though.
This must be European, because we don't let our dead slow children even cross the street.
This sounds like a great camp. I think it would've been safer to send the kids to Neverland.
This looks like it might be the playground on Riker's Island. Do you think they want to keep the kids in, or keep the pedophiles out?
Yet again. Barbed wire on a child's plaything.
Are we raising children in this era to get used to jail?
I think my grandma took me to this playground. When grandpa died. I don't know why, but there's just something about it that creeps me out.
On to party times!!! What kind of parent lets their twelve year old kid look at playboy? And then plans a birthday around it?
This is what Ron Jeremy always brings to kid's birthday parties.
I knew a girl like this once. I think a truck stop and a crew of rescue firemen came flying out of her YOU KNOW WHERE!
Okay, who is doing the painting for these children's rides? Dr. Ruth?
This one looks more like it was painted by the weird carny that keeps following small children around with that one boggely eye.
Way to bring the party home! Hats off to you, Mr. Can't take apart a swingset to make it fit better....
Now we're getting into the really bad parenting fails. This baby looks terrified. Is it related to Brittney Spears?
This guy has no taste, no shame, and two little girls who will grow up and marry just the kind of asshole that he is.
Because fuck strollers.
Okay. Put the baby in oncoming traffic and strap it down so it has zero chance to get away when someone begins to run it over.
And this right here? Complete lack of judgement. If that kid is going to support his family at the age of two by making cheap shoes, little hair ties made of used condoms, and slather lead based paint on all toys being exported from China to the US....this kid definitely needs better transportation. Like maybe a MOM to take the slave child to work.
Well, there will be more parenting fail as I find it, so enjoy!
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