After The Air Drop

As you can see, the first humanitarian aid cannibal food drop was a complete success.

Notice the good humor and full bellies on the natives.....

For the most part, everything went well. A few of the food packages (like this one) were somewhat obstinate and disagreeable about their fate, but once sedated were happy to get into the 'hot tub' for a little relaxing soak with several large root vegetables and some salt.

Later on in the evening, we were alerted via carrier pigeon that all food packages that were not immediately fed to the ravenous and starving villagers were later smoked, cured and put into a cold storage cave near the settlement. Their gratitude was astounding, and as a gesture of thankfulness they included a very tasty recipe that works just as good on carrier pigeon as it does on asshole. All in all, I'd say it was an adventure worth repeating. Know anyone who needs a seat on the plane?

Yep. I knew it.

If I had only known about this earlier. It could have sprayed it on the majority of the women in the town I live in, or at least the food service professionals, and kept at least one boyfriend from marking his territory on those bitches. Hell, I think I will get some and spray it on my daughters when they get older. At $3.15 a bottle, it's cheaper than a pair of locking pants that keep unwanted boyfriends out. Anyway, Unwanted Boyfriends Beware! Your bitch may not be your bitch anymore.