Odd Things Around the House

I am getting ready to move, and I started looking for some new household things. Here are some of the more bizarre yet strangely appealing things that I found.

I like this guy. Cooking and Therapy combined.....and maybe a little VooDoo......






I must have Mr. Suicide the bathplug. Apparently he floats on the top of the water like some of Tony Soprano's unluckier and big mouthed cohorts.





Keep your teeth sharp by flossing via pirhana.








I was thinking of an Easter Island theme....who knew?

For the little piggy you forgot.....the one hanging from your nostril.....












And who wouldn't love this one of a kind dog ass tissue dispenser?




Your dog, that's who.....here's what he must do after you've had a bad cold.

After The Air Drop

As you can see, the first humanitarian aid cannibal food drop was a complete success.

Notice the good humor and full bellies on the natives.....

For the most part, everything went well. A few of the food packages (like this one) were somewhat obstinate and disagreeable about their fate, but once sedated were happy to get into the 'hot tub' for a little relaxing soak with several large root vegetables and some salt.

Later on in the evening, we were alerted via carrier pigeon that all food packages that were not immediately fed to the ravenous and starving villagers were later smoked, cured and put into a cold storage cave near the settlement. Their gratitude was astounding, and as a gesture of thankfulness they included a very tasty recipe that works just as good on carrier pigeon as it does on asshole. All in all, I'd say it was an adventure worth repeating. Know anyone who needs a seat on the plane?