So, I have scary children. When I asked myself 'why are my children so scary?' I didn't answer myself, so I went on an internet search for scary children. When I got done, I felt a whole lot better about my own kids....
I figured sometimes, even crazy people need advice. I'm crazy. Maybe I should give it. Until I get some questions, I guess I will just talk to myself. Self, I will say...
Welcome to Crazyville
About Me
- Michelle
- I am 40 years old, with four children ages 6 to 18. I am an artist and a homeschool mom, trying to live with a scary disability that is sneaking up on me, and still trying to retain some of my original 'crazy' without actually going insane.
Welcome to Michelle's Institute for the Emotionally Damaged and Relationship Challenged. Here, you will also find The School of Drama Research and The Society for Immoral Repeat Breeders.
Michelle's Favorite Quote:
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, give orders, take orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyse a new problem, pitch manure, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently and die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
-Robert Heinlein
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, give orders, take orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyse a new problem, pitch manure, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently and die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
-Robert Heinlein
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If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible warning. - Anonymous
2 comments:
Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, maam. I talk to families who die.
Did you know that if you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb?
I'm working on it. My whole family is kinda scared ... which is cool!
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