I sincerely hope that these people were using the Anal Lube as a foolproof way of preventing breeding. I know that I am not an overly attractive woman. Nor am I overly small. So I speak from a position of at least some empathy for this unsuspecting woman. However, even this poor(obviously, look at the surroundings) terribly desperate person should not have to take it in the ass like a champ from the likes of this weird looking pervert guy. Is he reading the directions on how to use the Anal Lube? He obviously has a thing for butts, look at the one in his hand - he is smoking the filter. I seriously think that she is embarrassed to be with him. She has a look on her face that says, 'Somehow, I know this picture will be circulated around cyberspace and I will pay for hanging out and letting this guy put it in my ass.' At least he lubed her. That's more than some of us get. Ever had a custody case in court? Then you know what I mean. Ever bought a car from a 'We-Finance-Anybody' outfit? And paid the 'Bring-Your-own-Anal-Lube' interest rate? Yep. You get the picture. These two better get working on Anal Lube that doesn't melt in fire and brimstone, because I am pretty sure they are not on the Favorite list of the God Who Hates Sinners. Wait. Is there a commandment on taking it in the ass? 'Thou shalt not Fornicate with the Ass of thy neighbor?' That could have meant a donkey, though... you know how things get screwed up in interpretation.
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I don't even know what to say to this. That picture is actually my sister Sally, and I used to have a crush on that guy, his name is Bubba by the way. Oh My God. This is just terrible. Now everyone will know and her reputation will be ruined. Absolutely Ruined!
See? I knew that even this poor woman had some sort of reputaton that could be effected by the release of Anal-Lube photos. That guy looks like a Bubba. He is a pervert, I'm telling you. Anyway, you could look at it like this.....maybe HE is the one who needed lubing up.....and your sister Sally was the one driving the Brown Ford Probe up the Hershey Highway. I hope this has been helpful. Tell Sally I said she deserves better. And if you walk into a person's house and there is Anal-Lube just lying around, you should leave immediately.
I will not withdraw, even if Laura and Barney are the only ones supporting me.
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