If I had only known about this earlier. It could have sprayed it on the majority of the women in the town I live in, or at least the food service professionals, and kept at least one boyfriend from marking his territory on those bitches. Hell, I think I will get some and spray it on my daughters when they get older. At $3.15 a bottle, it's cheaper than a pair of locking pants that keep unwanted boyfriends out. Anyway, Unwanted Boyfriends Beware! Your bitch may not be your bitch anymore.
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damn!
Hey I bet Lesbians who want to keep men away at bars could just spray this on instead of Old Spice.
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
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